Jeffrey types madly at his computer, working hard to make another deadline.  Suddenly a web-surfing-toon-monkey (YOU!) breaks his concentration...

JEFFREY        (looks up) Is this REALLY important enough to disturb me in the middle of writing a script?           (beat) I didn't think so.  But don't worry, my book, How To Write For Animation, will answer all your questions and then some. Just click here to purchase a copy. After you've read it, if you still have a question, you can email me at the address below and I'll be happy to answer it.

Suddenly Jeffrey's attorney enters and glowers at YOU!

MR. DEWEY        (implacable glare) And whatever you do, DON'T send Jeffrey any creative material, such as scripts or project ideas. He'd love to read them, BUT I WON'T LET HIM!!